What’s even happening anymore.

ALL MY BRAINFARTS OF TODAY

IN ONE TUMBLR POST.

You know, I saw the thumbail of this, and somehow I KNEW it was some kind of Silvano and Narnar hybrid. Probably means you’re great at drawing individual characteristics for your characters so I assume “same facial structure = related”

Aaah, thank you! I always feel like I’m suffering from same face/body syndrome, so it makes me super happy to hear that you think the individual characteristics of my characters are…individual!

I believe that the moment that it truly dawned to me that I had hit rock bottom, was five minutes when I finished drawing Narnar and Silvano’s lovechild.

I blame this:

I think my world should be very happy that Narnar and Silvano can’t have children together. They would be some cunning, vicious, spoiled brats with a lot more money and power than people like them should have.

But nope, the only children Narnar and Silvano will ever have are of the less threatening, feathery variant.

My headcanon is that Narnar really considers himself a parental figure of Bayar’s babies and is genuinely super proud to introduce Silvano to their “grandchildren”, and Silvano is just like “oh yeah sure I’ll play with your deformed chicken birds, whatever makes you happy. So are they what’s for dinner tonight?”.

Oh, interesting! I believe I didn’t give him a name yet, by the way. Let’s call him Saikhan.

Disappeared Dad - He does really want to rebuild his relationship with Narantulguldur and be his dad again, but Narnar won’t have it. He’s only a Disappeared Dad for Narnar, by the way: he has two children with his new wife for whom he’s a great father (which is probably what pissed Narnar off even more).

Turn The Other Cheek - he always had a talent for taking every bad thing that came his way with dignity, always keeping the moral high ground. That was also slightly problematic, because he’d never stand up for himself. He always kept treating his wife with love and respect (even though she didn’t deserve it), and only gtfo after she died.

Strong Family Resemblance - no but like seriously

All Abusers are Male - subverted. Narnar’s mom was an abusive wife.

Earn Your Happy Ending - Speaks for itself! After all the shit he’s been through, he really does have the life he’s always wanted now.

Alrighto!

Dima:

Children Are Innocent + Captain Oblivious -Dima lives in his own innocent little world where everything is sunshine and rainbows. The fact that his parents don’t like each other doesn’t get through his skull, nor does the fact that his uncle doesn’t like him (much to Salis’ frustration. Why can’t the kid take a hint??).

Curious as a Monkey - “monkey” is a good word in general to describe Dima.

The Cutie

Only Sane Man - Or at least the only member of the family you’d want to hang out with.

Azhar:

Big Brother Instinct - Hey, there’s a 17 years age difference between him and Salis. He raised Salis on his own. The existence of over-protective big brother instinct shouldn’t be too surprising.

Stupid Neutral - The source of most of his problems.

It Runs in the Family - and by that I mean bellow average intelligence and slight insanity. Salis and Azhar both suffer from this, though it seems that Salis suffers more from the insanity and Azhar more from the bellow average intelligence.

Incest Subtext - Salis and Azhar are…very, very, very close. That, combined with Salis’ jealousy of Malika, could easily be mistaken for at least one of them having incestuous feelings for the other. That’s not the case though. They do have a stronger bond than most siblings, mostly because Azhar is both Salis’ brother and father/”mother” figure.

Doting Parent

And a trope to sum the Al Shaheen family up: the Dysfunctional Family.

allyouneedisathneed:

midorilied:

THIS COULD NEVER BE A MORE ACCURATE DEPICTION OF ME.

I wonder how many not-Dutch people know how to pronounce this word when just reading it.

25.media.tumblr.com/tum… For an “anti-feminist,” he sure is good at proving feminism valid. Herp a derp!

spookybelle:

Spes, this looks so cool; you should shade it <3 I love Narnar so much; he’s such a tiny little badass and his wardrobe will forever outclass everyone else’s. 

Also I totally didn’t read that last sentence as “Lord of Cashmere”. Like not at all. 

SHADING WHAT IS THAT oh god I really should, I haven’t shaded anything in ages. Haha, thank you! Maybe the TE and Narnar should just keep their conflict civil and have a fashion fight instead. Whoever dresses more fabulously wins (though that’s probably unfair because Narnar has Silvano on his side).

Lord of Cashmere…omg Spooky.

I’m going to have to answer the rest of the Tropes thingies tomorrow, ahaha :’D These are taking much longer than expected, fff!

Dude

you totally

misspelled intellectual.

There goes your favourite “argument” against Sarah!

Also, I don’t give a shit about you being on dA…? Oh sure, if I happen to see an account of yours I’ll report it, don’t worry! But other than that, have fun visiting people’s pages and seeing how they have “made another question for you” (whatever that means).

Also, a tip: if you want to convincingly argue that feminism isn’t needed any longer, it’d be wise to stop calling women “bitches” and “whores”. Just sayin’!